Top Jeremy Clarkson Quotes


Presenter Jeremy Clarkson is a television legend in his own right. One of the front men for Top Gear, he truly is a driving institution. Over the years he has had the enviable role of  test driving some of the worlds fastest and most luxurious cars. But aside from that Clarkson is also known for his outrageous comments. Many of them are a little on the controversial side too so brace yourselves. Here are just some of the gems that he has come out with over the years:

Jeremy Clarkson on Bus Lanes: 

‘I don’t understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?’

On the air conditioning in a Lamborghini: 

‘The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.’

On owning a classic car:

‘Anyone who has a classic car hates his wife’

On travelling in Birmingham: 

‘There are signs directing you away from Birmingham, but nothing enticing you in.’

On the Renault Master: 

‘That’s as good looking as a plumber’s bum crack!’

On Maserati’s: 

‘In a list of the five most rubbish things in the world, I’d have America’s foreign policy at five. Aids at four. Iran’s nuclear program at three. Gordon Brown at two and Maserati’s gearbox at number one. It is that bad.’

On Sarah Jessica Parker: 

‘She looks like a boiled horse’

On the Mercedes CLS55:

‘Braking in this car is so brutal, it would be less painful to actually hit the tree you were trying to miss.’

Last but by no means least while filming Top Gear:

‘Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don’t feature enough affordable cars on the show, so we’ll kick off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all!’

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